Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because
his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave
headed home frustrated. The following day when Dave's buddies arrived
at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Dave.
He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer,
swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your Mrs. into letting you go Dave?""I didn't have to,"
Dave replied. "Last night when I left our meeting,
I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows.
Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, Surprise ! "
"When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful
see-through negligee and she said," Carry me into the bedroom and
tie me to the bed and do whatever you want!"
"...... SO HERE I AM !!!!!